1. Live Nation Announces $799 Festival Passport

Live Nation Announces $799 Festival Passport

Live Nation Announces $799 Festival Passport

Can you name every festival operated by concert promotion giant/Ticketmaster conglomerate Live Nation? It's most of them. Our live music overlords just announced a new kind of all-access ticket: the "Festival Passport," which grants the buyer general-admission access to every Live Nation-controlled festival through the remainder of 2017, even if it's already sold out.

The passport costs $799 -- shockingly low, considering a single four-day Lollapalooza ticket is $335. Add Bonnaroo, Electric Daisy Carnival, Governors Ball, Sasquatch!, Austin City Limits, Voodoo, Lollapalooza Paris, Wireless Festival Germany, Summerburst Stockholm, England's Reading Festival, and Australia's Falls Festival into the deal, and $799 looks like a bargain.

Live Nation's Festival Passports are on sale Monday, May 22, at 10 a.m. PST. The catches: There are only 1,000 festival passports available, they're nontransferable, and God only knows what might be in the fine print you're about to say you "read" while scrambling to get to the checkout in 09:59:59 minutes.

Quit your job, abandon your lease, blow your savings on airline tickets and camping gear -- only $799 stands between you and an entire summer of Muse, Major Lazer, and Marshmello. See the entire list of eligible festivals below, via Consequence of Sound.

Austin City Limits Music FestivalBarcelona Beach FestivalBillboard Hot 100 Music FestivalBonnaroo Music and Arts FestivalCamp BiscoCBC Music FestivalCenter of Gravity FestivalChasing Summer Music FestivalChicago Open AirCitadel FestivalCommunity FestivalContact Winter Music FestivalCopenhellCountdown NYECountry LakeShakeCreamfieldsCreamfields Steel YardCrystal Coast Music FestivalDCODE FestivalDown the Rabbit HoleDownload FestivalDownload Festival ParisDownload Festival SpainDreams Music FestivalDreamstate San FranciscoElectric Daisy CarnivalElectric Daisy CarnivalElectric Forest FestivalElectric Picnic Music and Arts FestivalEscape HalloweenFaster Horses Country Music FestivalField Trip Music & Arts FestivalFindings FestivalFirenze Rocks FestivalForecastle FestivalFree Press Summer FestivalFVDED in the ParkGlasgow Summer SessionsGovernors Ball Music FestivalGraspop Metal MeetingHARD Summer Music FestivalHeartland FestivalI Love Techno EuropeIndependent Days FestivalJamboree in the HillsLatitude FestivalLeeds FestivalLollapalooza BerlinLollapalooza ChicagoLollapalooza ParisLovebox FestivalLowlands FestivalMain Square FestivalMusic MidtownNocturnal WonderlandNorth Sea Jazz FestivalOhana FestivalOne Love Music FestivalParadiso FestivalParklifePopaganda Music FestivalReading FestivalRock am RingRock im ParkRock im PottRock WerchterRoots PicnicRoute 91 HarvestSasquatch! Music FestivalSloss Music & Arts FestivalSummerburst GöteborgSummerburst StockholmThe Falls Music & Arts FestivalThe Isle of Wight FestivalThe Meadows Music & Arts FestivalThe Peach Music FestivalThe Warehouse ProjectTrackside Music FestivalTRNSMT FestivalTW ClassicV FestivalVoodoo Music + Arts FestivalWatershed Music FestivalWay Out WestWe Are Electric WeekenderWerchter BoutiqueWilderness FestivalWireless Festival GermanyWireless Festival EnglandWoo-Hah! Festival

This article was originally published by Spin.